You might be a #WIUnion troll if...
- You think that unions and collective bargaining are the biggest problem with Wisconsin's budget
- You believe that capitalism isn't broken
- You ever attend a Tea Party rally non-ironically
- You believe "expansionary austerity" is the way to go
- You question Richard Trumka's salary
- You've ever referred to President Obama as a "mulatto"
- You've every tweeted "But Michael Moore is fat! LOL! ROTFL!"
- You've ever used LOL in a tweet more than once in a 60 minute period
- You think that the #WIUnion protesters caused $1,000,000,000 worth of cleanup costs
- You actually believe that the "Voter ID" bill is about preventing fraudulent votes
- You believe that Kathy Nicklaus is a great County Clerk
- You've never traveled aboard and lack any frame of reference but you know America is the BESTEST COUNTRY EVAH!
- You think that Keynesian economics is a "failed socialist plot"
- You think that #OccupyWallStreet is all about killing capitalism
- You've ever called someone a "dirty hippie"
- You think President Obama is a "socialist"
- You think that Reagan created an "economic miracle."
- You simply can't decide between Herman Cain and Michelle Bachmann for President
- You think that FANNIE and FREDDIE caused the housing bubble
- You've ever questioned the President's citizenship
- You think that the TARP program was initiated by President Obama
- You know that one day soon, you'll be part of the 1%
Feel free to add your own in the comments!
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